Being Wifekins

To Do: Tuesday 29th March 2016

  1. Wash dishes.
  2. Laundry.
  3. Probably shower at some point.
  4. Hire nanny to wrangle the children.
  5. Vacuum.
  6. Clean bathroom.
  7. Brainwash Boo into a super neat freak so I can stop nagging about that death-trap bedroom.
  8. Perfect the art of bread-making.
  9. Finish enrolling in study.
  10. Build a gigantic wall down the middle of the house so the fighting will cease.
  11. Invent monkey translator to better understand the children.
  12. Clear up floordrobe in bedroom.
  13. Organise play dates.
  14. Invest in some stairs purely for a Harry Potter cupboard. The Dursleys never had Child Protection called on them.
  15. Purchase a plane ticket to somewhere warm and quiet.
  16. Create sound proof booth for making phone calls in.
  17. Go hide at mums house. There’s that big bath and I’m sure I could find some wine.
  18. Plan a magical date night with the husband that will never happen.
  19. Fold nappies.
  20. Buy wine.

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